Things you see at 4:00 am

Like many of my friends I work nights and thus I have the misfortune of being awake for a lot more hours than most people and get time to think and write accodingly. These are just reflections on the curent state of everything I have an opinion about.

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Do straight men own hair dryers and watch Lifetime?

Those of us who know big D know that he is eccentric to work it nicely and during high school we often wondered wether or not he wa a homosexual. I am no expert on the subject of homosexuality and I have heard of well groomed men being called metrosexuals, but i have trouble attaching that title to Big D. First of all he is not really all that well groomed, despite the fact that he spends more time working with his hair then I spend on showereing, shaving and looking for cloths to wear. He is constantly walking about art and how the color scheme of our hand-me-down furniture just doesn't work ect... He is always quick to tell Kim that she is doing something wrong in the kitchen if she isn't doing it his way (a source of constant frustration to her). And just today I walked in the living room to find the T.V. tuned to the Lifetime channel. When I changed it he came back in the room and told me he was watching that so I gave up the remote and returned to the basement and see if any one can answer the question: Do straight men own hair dryers and watch Lifetime?

2 Comments:

Blogger Shane said...

Only three types of men. Star Trek geeks, virgins, and homosexuals. Wait a minute.

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Mike said...

Lets see, i think some straight men own hair dye but they do not, i repet do not watch life time. Maybe we should ask our resident gay men.

11:24 PM  

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